There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)