His ignorance is encyclopedic (Abba Eban)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools.Let’s start with typewriters. (Frank Lloyd Wright)