There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)