You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)

I begin by taking.I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. (Frederick (II) the Great)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)

Dancing is silent poetry. (Simonides)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. (Oscar Wilde)

I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

I have nothing to declare except my genius. (Oscar Wildeupon arriving at U.S. customs 1882)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

Do, or do not.There is no ‘try’. (Yoda)

Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. (H. G. Wells)

Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met onthe street. (Elbert Hubbard)

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. (Rene Descartes, Discours de la Methode)

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. (Umberto Eco)

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. (Walt Disney)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)