Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)