Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn. (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. (Paul Erdos)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. (Bjarne Stroustrup)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)