I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a nice ring to it. (John F. Kennedywhen asked what is his favorite song)

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. (Ambrose Bierce)

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. (Carl Sagan)

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. (H. G. Wells)